she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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