if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The feeling are messing with the penis
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
