Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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