Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
