I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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