After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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