Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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