So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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