Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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