Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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