In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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