You made me cry and you don't even care
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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