i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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