before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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