there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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