Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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