: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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