She said her name was "party"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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