Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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