Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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