the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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