This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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