I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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