So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Hippo gnu deer
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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