ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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