I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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