Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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