oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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