google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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