Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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