And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
