return my video game
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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