yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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