quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there was a trapeze. enough said
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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