She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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