On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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