Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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