Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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