your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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