How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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