if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I heard we made out
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
