Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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