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sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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