Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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