I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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