My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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