You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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