Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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