Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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