And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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