hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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