Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
It's never too late to be topless.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm both gender and math confused
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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