'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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