You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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