he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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