Already got asked if we're dating
I'm really into asian looking animals
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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