The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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